TITLE: Home Is Where The Dog Is
AUTHOR: fixomnia
PAIRING: Grissom/Sara
RATING: A happy G
SPOILERS: 10x01 and previous...anything goes.

Chapter Summary: Life is like crêpes au chocolat: while too much sweetness is bad for you, it's what makes life worth living. I've been writing way too much dark, heavy stuff under a different handle lately, and this is a seriously fluffy-bunny, entirely improbable take on how Sara returned to Vegas. Again.

( Paris to Las Vegas, nonstop overnight )

Title: Coast of Great Riches
Author: fixomnia
Pairing: Grissom/Sara
Rating: Teen
Summary: Post *reunion kiss*, to speak plainly. Just a little extra before the credits roll.

Author's Note: This may just be the epilogue and keystone to a whole stack of stuff I need to polish and post. It was an overnight inspiration, completely unplanned and unbeta'd, but demanding to be given life.

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Title: Where The Heart Is

Author: Fixomnia Scribble

Rating: PG

Pairing: Grissom/Sara, Greg/Sara friendship

Disclaimer: If fanfic is ever hailed as a threat to commercial TV, I'll become a lawyer.

Author’s notes:

This wasn't what I intended for a first post to GeekFiction - I've been working on a long version of Laura Sidle's story and its echoes in Sara's Vegas life. But you gotta go where the Muse points, especially after such a tight ensemble episode as last night's. X-posted to Midnight In The Garden.

Summary: Who called Sara back to Vegas? SPOILERS FOR 9x01.

( Where The Heart Is )

RATING: Teen

CATEGORY: Flashback

SPOILERS: Everything's fair game

DISCLAIMER: In the unlikely event that fanfic is ever hailed as a commercial or artistic threat, I’ll become a lawyer. We do what we love, an it harm none.

SUMMARY: UC Berkeley, 1987. Where it all began for CJ, Andi and Toby.


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Santos One: The First Four Years

RATING: PG-13 to Adult (This chapter PG-13 for language)

CATEGORY: Post-series novel, politics, flashback, romance

SPOILERS: Everything's fair game

DISCLAIMER: In the unlikely event that fanfic is ever hailed as a commercial or artistic threat, I’ll become a lawyer. We do what we love, an it harm none.

SUMMARY: A novel spanning the four years following the Bartlet Administration. Keep the flame alive!

Author Notes: “Santos One” begins just after the election, since transition is a vital part of an incoming administration’s governance. I wanted to tie up some loose ends and weave in some new threads before throwing the White House doors open to the new administration. So we begin just after Leo's wake, when old friends and new gather for a moment to rest and reflect, to contemplate the past eight years and consider the next, and what it will mean in their lives.


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RATING: Teen CATEGORY: J/D, light romance

SPOILERS: Post-Episode to "The Cold" (7.13)

DISCLAIMER: Are we still doing these? Aren't they rather indicative of a sense of personal grandeur and attention that's far in excess of reality?

SUMMARY: Josh begins to deal with Donna's offer. Josh's POV on the events of "Key Signatures".

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The inspiration for this bit of randomness is threefold: one, the unhealthy obsession that my childhood best friend and I had for the Travolta/Newton-John movie; two, the merging of Jeff Conaway's career-bookends, "Keneckie" and "Zack Allen"; and three, the sudden auditory hallucination of Ambassador Delenn singing, "Appropriately Devoted to You". After that, there was no sleep to be had until the whole thing played out. True Greasers will see there's still a lot of territory to fill in.

The disturbing part is the number of lines that needed little filking...which says a lot about the alienation of teenagers in the 1950's, if nothing else!

Anyway, enjoy.

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RATING: Mature CATEGORY: J/D, light romance

SPOILERS: Post-Episode to "The Cold" (7.13)

DISCLAIMER: Are we still doing these? Aren't they rather indicative of a sense of personal grandeur and attention that's far in excess of reality?

SUMMARY: Donna deals with the failed auto-da-cléf in the hotel bar.

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Donnatella,

In my family, winter means lighting candles, sharing meals and gifts and recognizing the importance of every member of the tribe. Thank you, for sharing your light, your lunch, and your many gifts. You make me remember what’s truly important.

Enjoy your time with your family. Your family here will be waiting for your return.

Sincerely,
Joshua

Christmas 1999

Rating: PG-14 for adult themes

Spoilers: Take This Sabbath Day (1.14)(post-ep)

Disclaimer: yada yada.

Characters: CJ/Danny

Summary: Where does prudence end and trust begin? CJ and Danny tiptoe a little closer as they try to make sense of Simon Cruz' execution.

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With thanks to the Python crew...or apologies...

We’re knights of the round station,
We welcome every nation
We work for peace and liberty
Despite our reputation.
We live well here on Babylon,
Even with all the rabble on.

We’re knights of the round station,
We’ve plenty a mutation
Which helps a bit when given scripts
That stretch imagination.
We’re all alert on Babylon:
We sleep with our communicators
Onnnnn…

(tweedlesquirge)

(“Go ahead, C&C”)

In war we’re fair and prudent
If but a tad impudent
Between our quests we entertain guests
And scan them though we shouldn’t.
It’s a busy life on Babylon,
Lucky us, we’ve got Sheridan.

Notes and Disclaimer in Act I

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CATEGORY: Humour, Parody, Bard!fic

RATING: G

SPOILER WARNING: Probably. The more background you have, the more jokes you’ll get, certainly.

SUMMARY:
Line for line, the characters you know and love unwittingly take on Shakespeare’s Greatest Hit.

Since Shakespeare’s true depth can best be reached with a good glossary while reading, so too can this tribute piece best be read in parallel with the original.

AUTHOR NOTES:

This has been an absolute delight, and I thank my cats and the wildly creative geeks I have the honour of calling my friends. Admittedly, some characters were dented in the making of this stageplay. For example, I'm actually a great Monica Reyes fan and wouldn't put such self-deprecating phrases in her mouth if she weren't such an obvious Helena.

In keeping with the tradition of having the actors who portray Oberon and Titania also taking on Thesus and Hippolyta, CGB and Marita appear in dual roles as themselves, being the bridges between the Shadowy Forces and the FBI world.

DISCLAIMER:
I hereby disclaim, disavow, disinherit, disinvest and distance myself from any ownership of any of the characters in this stageplay. They are CC's, and my using them is a mark of my admiration for him and for the actors who brought them to life, nothing more.

Honour is due to Master Will Shakespeare, the original King of Fanfic, for the plot and for many an entertaining hour. Huzzah, sir.

Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but parody is surely a sign of obsession.

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CATEGORY: WIP, S, MSR, Crossover (Carl Sagan's Contact, Madeleine L'Engle's Wrinkle In Time and Meet the Austins series’)

RATING: G; future chapters will vary

SPOILERS: All over the place. The more of the background texts you've read, the more fun it'll be.

SERIES SUMMARY:
It's 2004. The race from Vega makes contact again, and this time they want to visit, and to help the Earth fight the colonization of the virus-born aliens. But what is their true intention? What is the Divine or Demonic nature of the Spaceship that everybody wants, and to whom does it rightfully belong? Is the Earth just a chessboard, or does Humanity have a greater role to play?

CHAPTER SUMMARY:

What Happened On A Single Morning, Thirteen Years Ago

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CATEGORY: WIP, S, MSR, Crossover (Carl Sagan's Contact, Madeleine L'Engle's Wrinkle In Time and Meet the Austins series’)

RATING: PG; future chapters will vary

SPOILER WARNING: All over the place. The more of the background texts you've read, the more fun it'll be.

SERIES SUMMARY:
It's 2004. The race from Vega makes contact again, and this time they want to visit, and to help the Earth fight the colonization of the virus-born aliens. But what is their true intention? What is the Divine or Demonic nature of the Spaceship that everybody wants, and to whom does it rightfully belong? Is the Earth just a chessboard, or does Humanity have a greater role to play?

DISCLAIMER: I hereby disclaim, disavow, disinherit, disinvest and distance myself from any ownership of the characters Agents Mulder, Scully, Reyes, Doggett, Skinner and Spender, William Scully, Drs. Ellie Arroway, Palmer Joss, Peter Valerian, Ken Der Heer, Vaygay Lunarcharsky and Sukhavati Devi, Vicky Austin, Adam Eddington, Drs. Kate, Calvin, Meg and Poly O'Keefe and Charles Wallace Murry, and any members of the extended Murry-O'Keefe clan who drop by for tea. These characters remain the creation of the wonderfully inspired writers who created them, and the talented actors who have portrayed them, and my using them is a mark of my admiration, nothing more. Any other characters who may appear are just using my fingers to tell their story, and are welcome to move to anyone else's universe if they choose.

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CATEGORY: Queequeg!Fic; QPOV, H

RATING: G

SPOILER WARNING: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

DISCLAIMER: I hereby disclaim, disavow, disinherit, disinvest and distance myself from any ownership of the characters Scully and Queequeg. They are CC's, and my using them is a mark of my admiration for him and for the actors who brought them to life, nothing more.

DEDICATION: To bcfan and sampiper, for reminding me this week of the delights of QueequegFic. And to Si-Koo, the bag o' bark across the street, for reminding me of compassion for those whose only language is a very loud barking at 5am.

SUMMARY: Doggie did a bad bad thing.

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“How ya doin’ Scully?", “I’m fine! I’m fine!”
And all the mutants say I got style – for an X-file.

Raz, dva, tri, chetyre pyat' shest' sem'

You know it’s kinda hard being Spooky and the Dame
We do the dirty work and we take home all the blame
Livin’ on the edge for the truth we seek
From Government Conspiracy to Monster of the Week

So don’t look back, it’s a surprise attack,
You know you really can’t kill ‘em anyway,
Gonna spike his neck, what the heck,
Do ya wanna believe or no frickin’ way?
It’s so unreal, the way they feel,
But they’ll have to put it off for another day--
The world needs savin’, so
Hey, hey, do that Spooky thing!

“How ya doin’ Scully?", “I’m fine! I’m fine!”
“How ya doin’ Scully?", “I’m fine! I’m fine!”
“How ya doin’ Scully?", “I’m fine! I’m fine!”
And all the mutants say I got style – for an X-file.

He’s head-to-toe Armani, she’s five feet of Karan
Gonna bust some Alien butt as stylin’ as they can
But get her in the morgue with a scalpel in her hand
And she’s slicin’ up and dicin’ up and ain’t life grand!

So don’t look back, it’s a surprise attack,
You know you really can’t kill ‘em anyway,
Gonna spike his neck, what the heck,
Do ya wanna believe or no frickin’ way?
It’s so unreal, the way they feel,
But they’ll have to put it off for another day--
The world needs savin’, so
Hey, hey, do that Spooky thing!

Now he’s back among the living, yeah, hurt real bad
But he’s breathin’ on his own and he’s gonna be a dad
Buncha bad guys aced their own bad selves
So tonight we’re gonna party like December 2012!

“How ya doin’ Scully?", “I’m fine! I’m fine!”
“How ya doin’ Scully?", “I’m fine! I’m fine!”
“How ya doin’ Scully?", “I’m fine! I’m fine!”
And all the mutants say I got style – for an X-file.

Raz, dva, tri, chetyre pyat' shest' sem'

So don’t look back, it’s a surprise attack,
You know you really can’t kill ‘em anyway,
Gonna spike his neck, what the heck,
Do ya wanna believe or no frickin’ way?
It’s so unreal, this way they feel,
And they ain’t gonna wait for another day--
The world needs savin’,
Mulder is ravin’,
But it’s time to feed that cravin’
Hey, hey, do that Spooky thing!

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"Snip" by fixomnia

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RATING: PG-14. CATEGORY: Flashback

SPOILER WARNING: Post-Ep to “all things”; earlier plotlines

DISCLAIMER: I hereby disclaim, disavow, disinherit, disinvest and distance myself from any ownership of the characters in this story. They are CC's, and my using them is a mark of my admiration for him and for the actors who brought them to life, nothing more. Raphaela is an angel in her own right and needs no claiming or disclaiming.

SUMMARY: Scully wanders the path of her past loves in search of a new beginning.
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